how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
- me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
- me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
someone is prolly lickin a butthole rn and you cant do anything about it
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.