I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

when will the lies end, kevin?

344,547 notesIf you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

132,534 notesi don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.

think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese?100%.as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

365,289 notesFriend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me: